Rather bad news today, I'm afraid our good friend Anne has been diagnosed with the distressing disease elephantisis.
This is a picture of Anne before the disease set in:
As you can see, she's a pretty good looking lass. Alas, this is a pic taken earlier today:
This is no laughing matter, especially as she has a big date tonight. Probably the best thing to do is to disguise the unslightly growth.
This doesn't mean people can start calling her the Elephant Anne, because that's just cruel.
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