Friday, 28 March 2008

To my brave one...

My fiancee has proved that she really is the bravest woman I have ever met; the things she has done recently have proved that I am making the best decision ever in marrying her!

But, wait, you ask - what has this to do with Adventures in Geek?!?

Well, I think Katie has proved herself to be so strong and brave, that surely she must have Klingon DNA in there somewhere...








Just a shame she wouldn't go for the Klingon themed wedding, eh?



How about we include a traditional Klingon wedding reading? I don't suppose the registrar will mind, eh?

"With Fire and Steel did the gods forge the Klingon Heart. So fiercely did it beat, so loud was the sound, that the gods cried out, 'On this day we have brought forth the strongest heart in all the heavens. None can stand before it without trembling at its strength.' But then the Klingon heart weakened, its steady rhythm faltered and the gods said, 'Why do you weaken so? We have made you the strongest in all of creation.'
And the heart said... 'I am alone.'
And the gods knew that they had erred. So they went back to their forge and brought forth another heart.
But the second heart beat stronger than the first, and the first was jealous of its power. Fortunately, the second heart was tempered by wisdom.
'If we join together, no force can stop us.'
And when the two hearts began to beat together, they filled the heavens with a terrible sound. For the first time, the gods knew fear. They tried to flee, but it was too late. The Klingon hearts destroyed the gods who created them and turned the heavens to ashes. To this very day, no one can oppose the beating of two Klingon hearts."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I couldn't really be bothered to read this one...but is screams 'GEEK'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I read it and got very emotional - up until the part of the reading...not being read by the way...no clingon reading at our wedding...sorry hunny

xxxx